My Singing so chaaa(bad) meh?

Thanks to my teh'o ais limau (ice lemon tea) and ching teh peng (chinese tea ice) I was conscious the whole early morning yesterday. So because I was so alert at this wee hours, i decided to play the guitar and practice some chords online. After awhile with my (no introduction needed) talented music skills of course, i got drag to sing along with the wonderful tune of my guitar....(praise myself-pat at the back) I sang and played, love story by Taylor Swift, i will remember you by Sarah Mclachlan, and songs from Bethany Joy Lenz.

At approximately 20 minutes pass, i suddenly hear extra drum sound-like outside of my window... I turn my head and looked at the curtain with words on my head saying "i really don't like the sound of it!"arrrghh... then it starts to sound more like..... argggh it's confirm thunder!! Yikes!
I was tryin not to think it's due to my singing and i continued because i thought it'll just stop after awhile. (comforting myself)So i strumed my guitar and start singing and it goes like this, " we were both young when i first saw you" *DUM DUM DUM* (thunder sound) it got worse right after i started one line! (oh come on!)
Rain started pouring and it was so HEAVY like raining cats and dogs at a about 5am... that's when i decided to stop singing... *crycry*... I'm finished for the night. Time for bed.

my singin that bad meh until the cloud, sky, stars and moon oso cannot tahan me.. :-( ... Afterall I was invited to sing on one of my relatives wedding day wor... there got evidence somemore...

... oh wait a minute... that two stooges sounded bad on that day. crap! i hope i'm fine.. well i did get some compliments like i sounded sweet? haha.

I could imagine Simon Cowell commenting my singing and he goes like this " this is excrutiatingly utterly atrouciously horrible! it's like a cat was running through your throat. The worst i've ever heard in the whole season!" (ok maybe over exaggerating it but...??)
no no no no... i refuse to admit i suck in singing... no no no.. please tell me i sound like a bird. :-)

eh i look fat here... haha.