RM 100

Guys, I have to share with you my worst and most craziest experience,
I ever had in my whole entire life!

It happen last year on Halloween's Day (eh hem *hint hint* moi birthday), (i know it's a bit too late to share but it's still fresh in my head!)

On that day, I dressed up completely looking like a witch and with gothic look on! Oh not forgetting that witch hat i put on.. drop that broom it's fugly, and so before leaving i felt hungry and wanted a quick bite from Mc'Donalds. (yeah me hungry all the time)

and as I was queuing up,
there, right in front of my line,stood, a rich and proud looking lady with her kids all running around. (oh so cute i thought. her kids not her!)

So i was standing behind her, in the line as usual and then,
Out of the bloom, she turned behind, staring at me like I'm a convict and said,
"Give it back to me." and i was like, "What? excuse me?" she continued and said, " I know girls like you! Give me back my purse I know you're having it!"
At that moment people were staring at us, and I felt like a total humiliated person, i replied, " I don't do that kind of thing, I'm not like that!"
"Give me your bag!" she said.

"Fine! have it! (I innocently passed my bag to her, i know right, dumb dumb me)

So as she was searching for her *stewpitt* purse, her son came to her and said, " mummy mummy! here's your purse."
At that moment, she immediately returned my bag and turn behind facing the counter without saying anything to me. Like excuse me, she should apologized for allegedly accusing me and humiliated me publicly rite? I could sue her for defamation and slander and public humiliation! gosh why didn't i press charges! Damn! Laws....

Anyway, yeah i tapped her shoulder and said, " I think you owed me an apology?"
She gave me that *slap me face* look and took out her RM50 notes and handed it out to me.
I said, "This is not what i want, I want you to say sorry!"
She took out another Rm50 note and flashed a total of RM100 to me! (can you imagine?? RM100 flashing on my face?!!)
Oh yeah and there's this guy who screamed, "Ah Moi! Ambik duit saje la!"

I was so furious at that time! Took the money from her hands and then threw it to her *biatch* face! and walked off!

Guys, what will you do if you were in my shoes?

Oh yeah there's a continuation to this story... so as i was walking out.. i tripped down the stairs! My day cannot be any worst than this!

All of the sudden,
I opened my eyes and thought,
Oh goodness gracious me!
It was all a dream!
Lolz!


tricked you? hehe

-xoxo-
Miss V

"Girls are very stupid"

I had a kung-fu assault act on me by my Islamic lecturer in class earlier because i was contradicting with him on several matters concerning relationships.

Started with him saying, " Girls are very stupid " (boys laughed as usual)

Mr. Lecturer : I have a client who calls me at 2.30am one day to ask me about legal proceedings to deal with her husband who had abused her at 12.00am.

So he asked his client.

Mr.Lecturer : What time did you argue with him?
Lady : At 11.00pm and then at 12.00am he punched me.
Mr Lecturer : How many kids do you have? (is this even relevant?? )
Lady : 3 kids
Mr.Lecturer : How long were you married?
Lady : 10 years.
Mr.Lecturer : Oh so at what age did you start dating your husband.
Lady : 22 years old and then i got married at the age of 25.
Mr.Lecturer : Why did you marry your husband? What is the reason of you marrying him?
Lady : because at that time he was kind, caring and romantic.

Bases on that 3 criteria s, Mr.Lecturer warned us girls to be careful.
Then I went by saying, " but how to date a guy if he is not kind, caring and romantic? "
Then Mr.Lecturer went moving his hands and legs in some kinda kung-fu position attempting to so call scare me, he almost looked like he was possessed by Jackie Chan or Tripple-H, but he was basically making fun of himself in front of the class. (everyone burst out, i personally couldn't stand at what he has doing to me, i had to turn my face and laughed so hard)

then he continued saying, "guys are very good in acting! To find a real man you need to see whether these 2 criteria is fulfilled or not.''

First, Leadership and Second Relationship with others.
(P asked to elaborate more on that)
He said, in leadership, see whether your future husband is good in handling and making decision as he'll be the head of the family. See whether he can handle the fight situation well or not, emotionally he could handle any pressure well or not.
Second relationship with others, meaning with your siblings, parents, in-laws, and friends. See whether he can have good relationship with them or not. If he doesn't like them, then he's not the right man for you. Ditch him!

So girls.... here are some useful tips before you say " I DO "

-xoxo-
Miss V

Kuching Trip

I'm not Kenny Sia nor am I the best person to describe how Kuching is like. That's because I had a bad tour guide, my brother, Wei Kwang. For a person who has not been to Kuching before I felt like there's so many more places I've not been in my 5 days trip there. Well, of course the main reason why i was there is to attend my brother's convocation and to watch him deliver the ah ahh ahh speech on stage with all the Big Heads on stage. ( One may wonder why is he chosen? weird....) Yes i like to carper about him.... he's used to it... I'm after all this best sister on earth! ( like he has a choice hahaha) see how nice we looked together?? hahaha...

Here's how my kuching trip went about. I started arriving at the Kuching International Airport alone. That's right alone... Su Yin gave me that creepy look for boarding alone and it actually lurks and triggers my chicken heart. But anyway, i made it.

Arriving in the evening, bro brought us to mini memorial friendship park where Laksamana Cheng Ho was the biggest highlight, chucked and stucked sculpture right in the centre of the park.

that's my cousin sis posing with the dead man hahahaha.......

Then we had our dinner in a Steamboat BBQ restaurant... the BBQ part was fun, sizzling and dumping ur own food in, but RM19 bucks per person was not worth it. After that, my two cousins bought so many VCDS which all cost almost RM100.

Few places we drop by, with a lot of walking around Kuching. What is the car for!!!?!?!?!?!?!? Anyway here are some of the places we went.

Chinese Historical Museum. Very small, but i love to see the display of the chinese musical instrument. Wish i could pluck it!


Inside there were many description on many different types of chinese's historical background... hokkien, cantonese, foo chow, and many more la.. lazy to read all those..

Semenggoh to catch the orang utans! However, this trip only my brother and I went. It wasn't fantastic trip as i thought i could pat the baby orang utans or feed them. There wasn't many orang utans left because many has gone back to the forest only few faithful ones would return for food here.

Teh c Special. cheh klang oso got la!

Dad and mom posing for camera before the entrance.

Guests had to put on the mask the whole ceremony. I got in, disguising as some one's wife as there were only two invites for each graduates.
Miss V always gets her way. muahaahahaha.. *evil laugh*
It was boring as usual... the funniest part was my bro's speech. They actually chose him to represent his faculty on stage! hahahaha....

nothing much to yap about. that's all for now Ken!

xoxo
Miss V

secret for a flatter arse

i just found this effective method while i was on my way back to Kuala Terengganu this morning. It's not that tough for those too firm buttocks, who needs flatter effects. I felt real flat back there after a 9 dreadful hours compressing my backside on the cushion seat and since it was fasting period, I too endure on fasting session with the rest. What could make things even worse than a man who sings out of tune and sits right beside you. Thank God the seats are spacious enough. (dont think i so good wanna teman them fast oso...actually no lunch break or food break at all! Crazy bus driver)

My test is within 2 days time and I'm still lounging lazily around thanks to the continuative holiday moods i'm having. Things are still the same over here, my housemates are still screaming like usual trying to lock and scare each other in their room. Gosh i forgot to buy baju kurung..... damn! Just hope i wont be kicked out from the lecture room tomorrow.



You told me that you loved me
why did you leave me to cry in the cold
you swore this time was different
why does that line seem so old

-xoxo-
Miss V

Virus A (H1N1)

Yesterday one of the hostel block got quarantined due to the virus.
Today morning I received an sms saying there's one confirmed case from UMT, which is situated few minutes away from where I'm living.

People are wearing mask already, we're not allowed to enter any administration office without the mask. So far as I've heard, there's 2 suspected case in my campus. I hope it'll spread then I can go back home hehehehhe...


blogged real fast and real short
chao
xoxo miss v

Adapting ............... :-)

-sorry for not updating my blog for so long...

i've been busy trying to find time to blog and here i am, there's a black cat on my table now!!

this cafeteria is full of shameless cats-

Today we had a photo shoot session for our class picture.

and this are my beloved crazy housemates...... I love them all.

Su yin the second girl from the right, would hate it when we utter words of love to her,

one, two.... three, " we love you su yin "

Su Yin : Ahhh no nO NO don't! I dont wanna hear!

I call us the F 3 Rockers!
Reason : Block F is where we sleep, laugh, study, gossip, bath and shit!

They're practically like my family now, Just 3 weeks and it feels like we've known each other for so long. So don't worry ya all I'm doing good here besides the poor-boring food.... (Ai Ling your food blog is so good :-(, even my Mom's cooking is better than the foods here)


-will be blogging from the cafeteria from now on-

xoxo

-Miss V-

Kudos Klinik KT and Happy Birthday Ashley

Ah yerrrr.........
was my first reaction when the nurse passed me the plastic tube. Never in my life i ever thought i had to go through this. Nurse said, " ambik urine test yea " . I know, i know you guys, I had to take a urine test for my university report. I told Shambavi we had to go through all this and she freaked out immediately. haha. Screw the Klang GH for not having a medical check up facility for university student and referred us to a even screwer small health government clinic which their doctors are only available on July the 7th. I'm flying off this Sunday hellooo?? Screw them all and Kudos to Klinik KT! yay u rock!

Yesterday was Ashley Tan Kah Man's 21st birthday celebration. I never knew Nyonya Kitchen would turn into a clubbing spot! Haha... Anything can happen when Audrey's planning it! I loved her family. Your family rocks all the way Ash. All so sporting. Even your Kong Kong is dancing! cool!

Audrey, Ashley with her double storey cake and Moi!

Ash and Shah

Posers pics. Ken and Lavin

Sham n Shah

sleepy and moodless.

xoxo
Miss V